Monday, January 31, 2005

Concave becomes convex

Mojo's belly button is undergoing a magical, caterpillar into butterfly transformation from innie to outie. She's freaking out like she's turning into a werewolf.

She's cute when she's crazy.

Thursday, January 27, 2005

Nerd Child

Mojo exposed the baby to dangeous levels of Nerd Waves Tuesday night. The sound of role playing geeks can enter the womb as easily and dangeously as x-rays! SHAME!!!

So what if I was one of the nerds? Shyaddap!

Wednesday, January 26, 2005

Non-baby distraction

Fuji apples are AWESOME!! It's like chomping into the sweet sweet head of an Oompa-Lumpa, without the distracting shrieks of agony! YUM!!

Tuesday, January 25, 2005

It's getting bigger - A haiku

The belly becomes
large, round, active, lovable.
In the womb, wiggler.

Thursday, January 20, 2005

No goodies.

No sweets. No smokes. No caffine. No booze.

Tasty tasty baby.

Wednesday, January 19, 2005

Baby kicks guts

Hoof! Kee-Yi! Kung Fu baby targets nerve clusters!!

Tuesday, January 18, 2005

I'm the baby's daddy.

I made it with my own sauce. The lady helped some. More to follow.