Nesting

It's remarkable that changes to the body affect both expectant parents, not only the mother. Besides getting fat, my brain chemicals are being altered. I now love the attachments I recently purchased for my vacuum cleaner. They're the best toys in the whole world. The little beaches of filth that had accumulated on the edges of each stair leading to my basement are now gone. The cobwebs that caught the light in mid afternoon have been sucked away.

If you want to kill off a block of my time, mention a layer of dust you saw recently in my home.