Wednesday, February 16, 2005

Violence may be an issue

While putting on my shoes in the back room last night, I heard Mojo yell out from the living room. "Yeeeaoow!!" Being one of the world's most caring husbands, I rushed to her side to determine and eliminate the source of her distress.
"Whatever's the matter, beloved?"
"The damn baby just hoofed me in the pubic bone! OW!!"
Sadly, this was not an isolated incident. I think tough love may be the answer. You hear that baby?!? EYE FOR AN EYE TIME!!!

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