Sunday, August 28, 2005

Spooning

Sorry again about the lack of updates. I've been having too much fun Dadding to fiddle around with the computer much lately.
Jack's been making some fantastic progress over the last couple of weeks. He's discovered the joy of jumping. Mojo strapped him into his hand me down jolly jumper, and a happier baby you'll never meet. The first time in there, he did a bunch of stomping with one foot and crazed wiggling, but the second time out he was jumping and leaping like a Matrix stuntman.
He's also begun eating from a spoon. After 2 spoonfuls for training, he was a pro by the third. By the fifth, he'd throw his jaws wide open at the first sight of a full spoon. He shall be fat, and I shall be proud!
His other great breakthrough happened this morning. He was hanging out on Mojo's knee having an interesting conversation with himself. "Blee goo agoo gla bla blee," and suddenly he nailed the raspberry. We've been waiting for him to blast a raspberry for a while, so when he did, we cheered. This made him very self conscious, so he grinned coyly and began eating his hand.


Jack eats from a spoon better than I can.



Table dancin' impresses the ladies!


Happy in shackles.


Already he can't keep his hands off the weiner between his legs.


Too cool to smile right now. Step off.


Whatcho lookin' at!?!


"Where the hell'd that weiner dog come from?"

3 Comments:

At 12:27 p.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is no way that is your kid...I say break out the DNA home testing kit because he got way too much charm...

 
At 3:26 p.m., Blogger Gavin de Lint said...

The charm is replaced by zits and pubes during puberty.

 
At 8:01 p.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

No wonder J looks so shocked do you see what he has just read! Drinking and Screwing indeed!

 

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